Monday, October 26, 2009

I just signed on to follow my own blog. I'm getting dizzy going in circles following this a**hole.
I've decided this blog is dumb. I like to write, but I promise to never mention Ernest Hemingway while using this medium ever again.

Thought of the day as I sit at my desk on a Monday morning: People are stupid and should leave me alone. If you're going to call me to b**ch about not being reimbursed for something (which wasn't my mistake), might want to make sure you haven't been errantly over-reimbursed for quite some time now. That's right hooker, you now owe the company money. Don't mess. Too bad you just cost your kid a Christmas gift for being a dumb b**ch. Oh, and yes, I did get your message at 5 p.m. Friday. Q: Why didn't I call you back, then? A: I wanted to make sure that Payroll (who leave at frickin 4 pm on Fri.) had absolutely no way of cutting you a check or dropping money into your account. You'd just spend it on meth anyway (there's another Christmas present for little Tommy down the drain). Eat it.

Happy Monday.

Friday, October 16, 2009

So much for profound posts - I got a flu shot yesterday. Let me preface this by saying I never get sick. The shot was free at work, so WTF? So I get it, and lo and behold, last night I feel like someone took a baseball bat to my body and I have a fever. Today, I'm fine.
Let this be a lesson to you. "No, a flu shot can't make you sick." My ass.

Call it a "side effect" then. It's still a pretty damn sick feeling.